how to lose a crush.

i heard hard crushing was so 2oo9.
so for girls that crush hard (cough cough)

if you find yourself thinking about his eyelashes (you're crushing too hard)
if you want to text him about the new rings you just got (you're crushing too hard)

here is a little advice:

think about anything BUT him.
focus on finals. that scab you mysteriously got on your arm. where the lastest sales are

think about him doing something unforgivable.

like wearing plaid shorts with a striped shirt.

find a challenging hobby.

maybe learn japanese. open a starbucks in the hood.

and if that doesn't work...ever tried electric shock therapy.

(don't)