eating out, out of style

so when you guy see me again
i maybe 60 lbs heavier
because of my new fast food lifestyle
and while the essential part of my
downstairs gets remodeled.
i am eating nothing but

mcdonalds.wendys.popeyes.whataburger.taco bell.etc
it is killing me!
i enjoy fast food sporadically
how i really miss making tilapia
or seeing my mom randomly making cookie dough
and sneaking an ice cream scoop full ofbatter
and running into the living room
(which no resembles a giant cement prison cell)

if anyone has any compassion for me they will invite me over for dinner
bwahaha, a few more weeks or so left
so i can be a totally fatty for my birthday